welcome, bienvenido, wilkkomen, g'day.

greetings, comrades, and welcome to my first, tentative foray into the blogosphere.

(note: i seriously considered starting off strong with a quote from "welcome to the jungle," but i figured it was a bit early in my blogging gestational period to jump into the GNR quotes. all in good time, my pretty, all in good time).

will i be too lazy to post with any regularity? perhaps. however, considering my current track record of few-and-far-between mass e-mails, i decided that this would be the most convenient way to keep in touch wit my peeps back in the northern hemisphere. should i exhibit signs of apathy, just remember that the proper amount of harassment can always jump-start the motivation train.

so please join me in round 3 of mama does melbourne. i will attempt to be chock full o' wit and sass, and seriously lacking in delusions of self-importance and grandiosity. please leave plenty of comments & love and be prepared to (in the immortal words of tom robbins) "stop occasionally to smell the adjectives and kick some ass."

onward...