laina down under

lessons from the university of melbourne and the school of hard knocks.

Wednesday 9 May 2007

indignation station

screw this.

i've done my time, flown back & forth incessantly, spent thousands of dollars, spent more time at o'hare and LAX than any sane person should. (and trust me, you haven't truly experienced hell until you've navigated your way through the freak-encrusted maze that is the tom bradley international terminal on no sleep with two giant suitcases and nauseous from not eating anything for hours. it's like f**king wonderland in there, and you're the unwitting alice). i've done everything save give john howard the hummer of a lifetime in order to stay in this place. and yet, it turns out that all i needed to do was organise an internet petition. what a fool i am!

i'm going to start my own petition on behalf of all the poor americans i know that deserve that citizenship more than snoop.

then i'm going to pray that he doesn't come kill me.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the record, as far as older men go, i think you could do worse than John Howard. He seems to have a conscience at least...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/other_international/australia/6650701.stm

11:03 am  
Blogger Alaina said...

well, for starters he looks like ernest penfold from the cartoon danger mouse. (a brief google image search will prove my point). in terms of a conscience, i think there are plenty of refugees out there who might think differently than you, but i'll give him kudos for the cricket decision.

11:16 am  

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